Battle of the Local Hotties
I came into work today only to find I was at the center of a titanic struggle between foes of primal power and most importantly, unimaginable good looks.
They call it 'Battle of the Media Hotties' and you can vote your choice and decide the winner on DCRTV.com a website specializing in insider gossip that permeates the tv news business, pretty much like everywhere else I would imagine.
They've had six of these 'contests' so far, including Channel 4's Wendy Rieger v. Shawn Yancy of Fox 5, and Channel 7's Alison Starling v. Fox 5's Laura Evans. But now the most unexpected throwdown of all: Me v. Fox Anchorman Brian Bolter.
Okay, so that's not really Bolter, and I'm sure he's a really nice guy and his bio is quite impressive. But so what? Let's be real. This is not about our skills as journalists or communicators. This is all about the superficial. This is bragging rights at the local watering hole. This time---its personal!!
So am I asking for your vote? Heck, yeah!! Strike a blow for bald anchor dudes everywhere!!
But just to be fair, I'll include a real picture of Bolter:

See? No contest. Vote for McGinty. Yay!!



20 Comments:
Ok.. ok...
I was drinking OJ, watching the news (you guys of course), and was "baited" to come visit your blog and leave another rambling post. (yes I blame you!) (j/k)
I've been trying to take a 'NET' break.
Anyways... I think you've brought this on yourself, aside from being a nice guy and (from a male perspective) decent looking, it's your Blog! (your blog did this to you)
Posts like "You can't make this stuff up" and of course Kojo?
Now I don't know what your competition looks like and frankly I don't care. Also I'm not voting... why you ask???
Some how I'd feel uncomfortable doing so (I don't swing that way).
Not that it matters, it just don't seem right.
But you know, this is good for you peeps on the set. No news is good news, or better than murder and mayhem which is news... its just depressing news. Nice to hear the lighter side once in a while.
I'l go see if there is a female I can vote for.
/sigh...
Alright, "What the Heck" (I voted).
Team player :)
I'm HOLLERIN' over here! This post is hilarious. I'm so voting for you!
Thank you, my brother!!
It's no contest, bald is beautiful!
I'll vote for you, Baldy!!!
I voted for the donkey.
My friend voted for the donkey, too.
It seems that you really need the vote to justify the love you have for yourself. i don't see the other guy do the shameless plug like you do."Just for fun" you say, but I see you wrapped around yourself so tight that you are getting dizzy!!!!!!
Whatever. Look if a middle aged guy can't enjoy the (very very) rare time he's dubbed a potential hottie...then what's the point?
I voted for you, Kojo. :P
haha
this blog is getting good!
And for everyone that's picking on Baldy... He won't have to worry about grey hair either.
(the donkey... LOL)
Derek, you need to tell us who won.
Hey ...
It's the Donkey here. Now this amazingly lopsided contest is starting to make sense! Sorry I didn't hear about your blog before today, I might have mustered the energy to rally the troops for this silly thing. Hmmmm ... guess we'll have to have a real 'stuff the ballot box' web competition another day. No worries. Send Tracey my love and fellow toddler parenting best wishes!
Uh, oh. Looks like your competition has woken up. Better look out for a last minute surge.
Bolter is the man... You're the donkey.
awww...
you lost, oh well.
At least I picked up on a decent site to browse the media gossip thanks to your post.
Too bad about Doug Buchanan, I've seen many faces come and go, and I do remember his father very well.
Without change, time stands still.
Oh well is right. But thanks to all who supported me in the quixotic effort to be a "media hottie." It was fun.
oh derek!
you're fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and you know it! and there is NO competition honey.
bev in cali
Bev, you're very kind. Thanks much.
Am I really allowed to laugh out loud at work? I think I am going to get fired after that one. Bolter is kinda cute... ha!
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