You Can't Make This Stuff Up....

A little make up goes a long way. At least that's what I used to think. Now I know different. A little make up doesn't go very far at all when it comes to covering my wide expanse of forehead. Back when I was working the overnight at ABC in New York I would complain bitterly about the make up artist. "Why do you have to use so damn much?!! " was the basic rant. I'm sure she was sick of me. But I wasn't so happy either with goo-gobs of brown gunk on my head every night, and a brown river of the stuff flowing down the sink when washed it off. I thought I looked like a Japanese Kabuki dude.
But now kabuki make up girl has her revenge.
You see, I have to do my own make up here at WUSA, and after much trial and error I think I've just about got it right. I also think I'm using just as much of the hated goo-and-gob as she was. And what's worse, now I pay for it myself. And guys from now on, be nice to the woman in your life when she gets all pretty for you with eye liner and the foundation. This stuff is damn pricey!! Take a look at my little stash. Just that brush cost $50!!! And with the amount I use it doesn't last all that long.

Just for the record I prefer a nice MAC blot powder brushed lightly over StudioTech foundation. I wash it off with a gel that doesn't dry my skin so much. Never want to be dry and ashey.

But I would never use andy lip gloss or eye liner. That just wouldn't be manly.