Dance Like Nobody's Watching (cause its probably better that way)

I bet you didn't know we've got dancing on the 5pm news. Actually, it's just me that does the dancing--I don't want to give the impression my moves are sanctioned by WUSA or the Gannett Corporation (a more non-dancing bunch I'll bet you'd never find). Anyway I like to throw down during the little bump shots or music breaks when you hear some funked-up version of our ubiquitous theme music playing. (you know--bah-pah-dah-bah-pah, ba-da-pa-da-dah!!) but while you're looking at the (yawn) stock report or the prime time schedule, I'm rocking a wicked Cabbage Patch, or perhaps even 'locking it up' like that guy ReRun from "What's Happening?"

Of course, you'll never get to see this. I've got it perfectly timed so when they come to me on-camera, I'm just standing there with my best anchor smile on.

My biggest fear is that they'll get pissed and bring me up early while I'm in mid-stride on my 'running man.' Or even worse, that they're secretly recording all my moves, and then selling them to Justin Timberlake. I'm jus' sayin...